KnockRat Quarter Final: Escher vs Outcasts

 

There it is, Blaargh, our first glimpse of the fabled KnockRat Trophy!

Is that a real ersatzium crystal, Jarri?

It certainly is - fifteen credits' worth of the finest plastite gemstone available at the trading post!

Carnage In The Old World: Orcs & Goblins vs Empire

This one was absolutely crazy...

A 3,439pt clash of Empire vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.

EXT: Forgotten Highway

Hit the road.

Leave No Goblin Behind

They may do nothing - but they cost nothing!

Sideboards

 A swift assortment of freebies and rewards!

KnockRat Qualifier: Goliaths vs Venators

And we're back! 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Nobody thought that, Blaargh, and it's certainly not water - this is Necromunda! Welcome back, violence fans, it's been a long spring. The annual carnibou migration is behind us now, and with our stadium finally free of flesh-eating mutant deer, it's time for some summer fun with our summer guns. I'm Jarribix Clabbs, the scab with the gab, and with me as ever is Blaargh the Garrulous Goitre. What are we here for tonight, Blaargh?

N-N-N-KnockRat!

EXT: Junkyard

 Still on the cheap resin train.

INT: Crew Quarters

 
More cheap resin prints!

NAIS-DAKKA 100: Nurgle Daemons vs Orks

It's been a while since we've published a 40k batrep on the blog, but Kraken and I (Pootle) are back to write up the story of a game we've just played: Nurgle Daemons taking on Orks.

Red God's Choice

Spring had been bad. Talair knew the red priest wouldn’t be pleased at what he was bringing him, but it wasn’t like there was an option. 

EXT: Ash Wastes

 What can I say? There's always room in my heart for more terrain. Just not on the shelves. 

A Little Something X-Tra

I've getting ever-closer to actually starting my X-Men...

I Can't Believe It's Not Mutants

I've been filling out my Brotherhood of Mutants affiliation with some larger models, who don't really fit the definition of the word...

Parasite for Sore Eyes

When he wounds, he does flatworm three damage.

O Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?

 As promised, I begin my foray into the mutants of Crisis Protocol.

Naturally, I start with the bad guys.

Black Orc Done

I know I've made a big deal about long-lasting projects, but I started this one when the Millennium Bug was a thing... 

Onwards to the future!

Orlock be a Lady Tonight

 Bit late on this one!

Voulez-vous Escher Avec Moi?

 Ce soir?

Cherchez le goblin: Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins

It's time for another round of Joust A Minute!

A 3,000pt clash of Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.

Malstrainuous Links

 

Unexpected horrors!

Advansaar Party

 Necromunda! Because why wouldn't you?

KnockRat Qualifier: Spyrer Hunting Team vs Slave Ogryns - Fight!

Blaargh here, KnockRatters! Jarri's out this week, he caught the hyperleprosy that's been doing the rounds. Doc says he'll have him right as rain soon as he gets creds, so scabbedy-roo, I've bet all our savings on tonight's match!

Hi-de-Hydra!

Complete one box of miniatures, two more appear in the painting queue...

Ogreworked

...and Underarmed.

 There may come a day when I catch up with the Necromunda release schedule. Equipped with an official WYSYWIG one-of-everything, I will finally be able to hang up my brushes and sleep, quite possibly in a plastic GW mausoleum kit. That day is not today, but it is a step in the right direction - Slave Ogryn gang!

Fyrd Focus

 Never one to let a project sit idle, I have finally finished the Anglo-Saxon army I started in [checks notes] ... 2015.

Tail Ends From the Crypt

 

Mix'n'match Astartes!

KnockRat Qualifier: Corpse Grinder Cult vs Malstrain Brood - Fight!

Get your snacks ready, Underhivers, and top up your drinking tubes. Jarribix Klabbs here, and it's time for a meaty smackdown! With me tonight is the thing on my neck - say hello, Blaargh!

KnockRat Qualifier: Orlocks vs Chaos Helot Cult - Fight!

The gantries are lighting up, the bulkheads are grinding open and blood is already being spilled in the locker rooms. It must be Knockramundout Time!

Big Beasts: Empire vs Warriors of Chaos

It's an Old World after all!

Where a cannonball catches a Ghorgon right across the bullocks...

KnockRat Qualifier: Ironhead Squats vs Cawdor - Fight!

What time is it? Say it with me, violence fans, it's...

Knockramundout Time!

Blood Bowl: Half Measures

As is my annual custom: I've painted a Blood Bowl team!

Don't tell me you can look at that and not hear the Grange Hill theme...

Trollbait

 Trawling the bottom of my paint barrel!

KnockRat Qualifier: Delaque vs Genestealer Cults: Fight!

 

...which is why they grade it as meat rather than slurry. And we're back! If you're just joining us, this is me, Jarribix Klabbs...

...and a big rowdy hey helloooo from me, Blaargh the Boil!

KnockRat Qualifier - Palanite Patrol vs Outcast Scum: Fight!

 

Welcome back, violence fans! The atmosphere in tonight's arena is electric and I don't mean just from the faulty wiring. It's the second round of the KnockRat, and boy howdy, have we got a match for you!

KnockRaT Qualifier - Escher v Van Saar - Fight!

 Helloooooooo violence fans! And welcome to the opening rounds of the inaugural KnockRamundout Tournament, the KnockRaT, with me, Jarribix Klabbs, the scavvy with the savvy!

It's A Knockromundout!

 Somehow, I've managed to collect sixteen gangs' worth of Necromunda. There is only one sensible thing to do - make them fight to the death in an arena to determine the ultimate victor. 

Odds and Sods

 

I know, I'm late on my New Year's Blogging. 

EXT: The Nameless Grave of Deacon Frost

There's a rotting mausoleum near the bottom of the hive

Where the oldest of the Cawdor stop to pray;

There’s no carving there to tell you who inside was once alive

And if the worms who gnaw him know, they’ll never say.