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Cherchez le goblin: Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins

It's time for another round of Joust A Minute!

A 3,000pt clash of Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.

Malstrainuous Links

 

Unexpected horrors!

Advansaar Party

 Necromunda! Because why wouldn't you?

KnockRat Qualifier: Spyrer Hunting Team vs Slave Ogryns - Fight!

Blaargh here, KnockRatters! Jarri's out this week, he caught the hyperleprosy that's been doing the rounds. Doc says he'll have him right as rain soon as he gets creds, so scabbedy-roo, I've bet all our savings on tonight's match!

Hi-de-Hydra!

Complete one box of miniatures, two more appear in the painting queue...

Ogreworked

...and Underarmed.

 There may come a day when I catch up with the Necromunda release schedule. Equipped with an official WYSYWIG one-of-everything, I will finally be able to hang up my brushes and sleep, quite possibly in a plastic GW mausoleum kit. That day is not today, but it is a step in the right direction - Slave Ogryn gang!

Fyrd Focus

 Never one to let a project sit idle, I have finally finished the Anglo-Saxon army I started in [checks notes] ... 2015.

Tail Ends From the Crypt

 

Mix'n'match Astartes!

KnockRat Qualifier: Corpse Grinder Cult vs Malstrain Brood - Fight!

Get your snacks ready, Underhivers, and top up your drinking tubes. Jarribix Klabbs here, and it's time for a meaty smackdown! With me tonight is the thing on my neck - say hello, Blaargh!

KnockRat Qualifier: Orlocks vs Chaos Helot Cult - Fight!

The gantries are lighting up, the bulkheads are grinding open and blood is already being spilled in the locker rooms. It must be Knockramundout Time!

Big Beasts: Empire vs Warriors of Chaos

It's an Old World after all!

Where a cannonball catches a Ghorgon right across the bullocks...

KnockRat Qualifier: Ironhead Squats vs Cawdor - Fight!

What time is it? Say it with me, violence fans, it's...

Knockramundout Time!

Blood Bowl: Half Measures

As is my annual custom: I've painted a Blood Bowl team!

Don't tell me you can look at that and not hear the Grange Hill theme...

Trollbait

 Trawling the bottom of my paint barrel!

KnockRat Qualifier: Delaque vs Genestealer Cults: Fight!

 

...which is why they grade it as meat rather than slurry. And we're back! If you're just joining us, this is me, Jarribix Klabbs...

...and a big rowdy hey helloooo from me, Blaargh the Boil!

KnockRat Qualifier - Palanite Patrol vs Outcast Scum: Fight!

 

Welcome back, violence fans! The atmosphere in tonight's arena is electric and I don't mean just from the faulty wiring. It's the second round of the KnockRat, and boy howdy, have we got a match for you!

KnockRaT Qualifier - Escher v Van Saar - Fight!

 Helloooooooo violence fans! And welcome to the opening rounds of the inaugural KnockRamundout Tournament, the KnockRaT, with me, Jarribix Klabbs, the scavvy with the savvy!

It's A Knockromundout!

 Somehow, I've managed to collect sixteen gangs' worth of Necromunda. There is only one sensible thing to do - make them fight to the death in an arena to determine the ultimate victor. 

Odds and Sods

 

I know, I'm late on my New Year's Blogging. 

EXT: The Nameless Grave of Deacon Frost

There's a rotting mausoleum near the bottom of the hive

Where the oldest of the Cawdor stop to pray;

There’s no carving there to tell you who inside was once alive

And if the worms who gnaw him know, they’ll never say.