Tuesday, 25 November 2025

Waste Not

 
Bits box bashing and birthday bonuses today.

Monday, 24 November 2025

Ultimate Encounter: Unstoppable Colossus

Colossus is out of control, and the heroes must work together to stop him!

Ultimate Encounter: Unstoppable Colossus from Marvel Crisis Protocol

Except for me. I, Stylus, am very contrary.

Thursday, 20 November 2025

Marvel Crisis Protocol event - The Best At What I Do

 Another MCP tournament, and this time, I'm part of a team.

Marvel Crisis Protocol event report - Weapon X, Thralls of Dracula, Guardians of the Galaxy, Web Warriors

(although not, as will be seen, the best part)

Wednesday, 19 November 2025

EXT: Pumphouse 67

 
A quick burst of resin scenery!

Tuesday, 18 November 2025

Here's Looking At You, Bub

It's been a minute since my last Marvel Crisis Protocol, but I have not been idle... 

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Weapon X display board

Monday, 17 November 2025

The (Second) Best Thing

Gather around the fire, bold adventurer...

 Heroquest fireplace

Tuesday, 11 November 2025

Knockromundout Grand Final: Chaos Helots vs Corpse Grinders

 

Is it, Jarri? Is it time yet?

It certainly is, Blaargh - Juves and droogs, hold on to your wild snake and shoot those stubbers in the air, let's hear a big Underhive welcome to the first Necromunda Knockout Grand Final. Have we got a battle for you tonight! Let's meet the teams!

Thursday, 30 October 2025

Hive City 5-0

 


Cop that, lead pile. 

Saturday, 18 October 2025

Own Goaliath


 The completionist clock ticks one minute closer to midnight.

Friday, 10 October 2025

Wasted


 Something was missing. 

Thursday, 9 October 2025

Enhanced Men vs Enhanced Machines: Ultramarines vs Chaos Space Marines


It's been a while since Kraken and I played a game of 40k but I, Pootle, had a spare evening and threw down the gauntlet...

Monday, 6 October 2025

Knockramunda Semifinal: Corpse Grinder Cult vs Cawdor

Jarri, I'm more jittery than a juve on flects! 

It might just be our shared metabolism, Blaargh, but I feel the tension too. It's the second and final semi-final night, Hivers, and we're out in the wastes!

Wednesday, 1 October 2025

Sandcastle: Emperor's Children vs Alpha Legion


As promised, it's a trial run for Kas's new army. Chaos on all sides, who is the most chaotic?

Tuesday, 30 September 2025

Saturday, 27 September 2025

Tuesday, 23 September 2025

Falling With Style

 


Random conversion for you today; very silly but tremendous fun and I'm really pleased with how it's turned out.

Monday, 22 September 2025

What's That Noise?


I think you all know the answer to this question. 

Saturday, 13 September 2025

KnockRat SemiFinal: Escher vs Chaos Helot Cults


Ahey heidi-halloooo, Hivers! You're wickedly welcome to the very first Semi-Final - and we're down on the farm!

Tuesday, 9 September 2025

Floosy Flawless

 


Onwards, to victory!

Wednesday, 3 September 2025

Tuesday, 2 September 2025

Hydra Ingenuity

It doesn't shoot, but you can certainly throw it around.

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Hydra Turrets

Saturday, 30 August 2025

As a Matter of Infractor


 That Emperor - always having more children. 

Monday, 25 August 2025

KnockRat Quarter Final: Slave Ogryns vs Cawdor


 ...which is why you need to remove the poison glands before you stew it, otherwise you end up paralysed. 

Sorry to interrupt you there, Granny Bilgeputter, and thanks for keeping the listeners entertained during that short hiatus. But we're back, live at tonight's arena for the final KnockRat quarter-final!  

Thursday, 21 August 2025

I Tormentor Do It


 Stuff to paint!

Monday, 4 August 2025

The Mild Robot

Back in the 1960s, if AI wanted to destroy the world, it created giant robots to stomp around. 

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Sentinels

In those days, we had standards.

Saturday, 2 August 2025

Paint The Town Red

Some more characters for Crisis Protocol coming up, and I seem to have picked a colour scheme with these guys.

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Elektra and Hand Ninjas

Wednesday, 23 July 2025

Eldar you kidding me?

 

More old lead today: Eldar this time! 

Monday, 21 July 2025

Bring out yer lead

 

Q: How long can you keep old lead before repainting it?

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

Squat's that coming out from under the hill?

 


I never collected Squats back in my RT days, but always loved them...

Monday, 14 July 2025

Friday, 11 July 2025

KnockRat Quarter Final: Goliaths vs Chaos Helot Cult


 My eyes! What's happening to my eyes? They burn!

Calm down, Blaargh - it's just the radioactive glare of dead skies. Yes, we're outside! Welcome to the ash wastes, violence fans, for a very special quarter final match in this, the KnockRat tournament. 

Wednesday, 9 July 2025

Thursday, 3 July 2025

EXT: Bridge

 


It's in downtown Manhattan and I'd like to sell it to you.

Monday, 30 June 2025

KnockRat Quarter Final: Corpse Grinders vs Genestealer Cult

 
Ancient terran legends told of a mechanical saviour, one who theorised time travel was possible in his own lifetime and leaped into a primitive quantum portal to save mankind. Rejected by the very folk he came to save, they murdered him for crimes he didn't commit. But as he himself foretold, death alone would not hold him - so if his disciples had a problem, if they could find him, and if they could wait three days, he'd be back. 

Blaargh, name that prehistorical religious icon!

Thursday, 26 June 2025

EXT: Crossroads

 


I believe I'm sinking down.

Tuesday, 24 June 2025

EXT: Storage Tanks

 
I don't need any more scenery. Here is some more scenery. 

Friday, 20 June 2025

KnockRat Quarter Final: Escher vs Outcasts

 
There it is, Blaargh, our first glimpse of the fabled KnockRat Trophy!

Is that a real ersatzium crystal, Jarri?

It certainly is - fifteen credits' worth of the finest plastite gemstone available at the trading post!

Sunday, 15 June 2025

Carnage In The Old World: Orcs & Goblins vs Empire

This one was absolutely crazy...

A 3,439pt clash of Empire vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.

Tuesday, 10 June 2025

Tuesday, 3 June 2025

Leave No Goblin Behind

They may do nothing - but they cost nothing!

Warhammer Old World - Goblins

Monday, 2 June 2025

Sideboards


 A swift assortment of freebies and rewards!

Friday, 30 May 2025

KnockRat Qualifier: Goliaths vs Venators


And we're back! 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Nobody thought that, Blaargh, and it's certainly not water - this is Necromunda! Welcome back, violence fans, it's been a long spring. The annual carnibou migration is behind us now, and with our stadium finally free of flesh-eating mutant deer, it's time for some summer fun with our summer guns. I'm Jarribix Clabbs, the scab with the gab, and with me as ever is Blaargh the Garrulous Goitre. What are we here for tonight, Blaargh?

N-N-N-KnockRat!

Thursday, 29 May 2025

EXT: Junkyard


 Still on the cheap resin train.

Wednesday, 28 May 2025

INT: Crew Quarters

 
More cheap resin prints!

Tuesday, 27 May 2025

NAIS-DAKKA 100: Nurgle Daemons vs Orks

It's been a while since we've published a 40k batrep on the blog, but Kraken and I (Pootle) are back to write up the story of a game we've just played: Nurgle Daemons taking on Orks.

Tuesday, 13 May 2025

Red God's Choice


Spring had been bad. Talair knew the red priest wouldn’t be pleased at what he was bringing him, but it wasn’t like there was an option. 

Monday, 12 May 2025

EXT: Ash Wastes


 What can I say? There's always room in my heart for more terrain. Just not on the shelves. 

Thursday, 8 May 2025

A Little Something X-Tra

I've getting ever-closer to actually starting my X-Men...

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Rogue, Gambit, Colossus

Monday, 28 April 2025

I Can't Believe It's Not Mutants

I've been filling out my Brotherhood of Mutants affiliation with some larger models, who don't really fit the definition of the word...

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Juggernaut

Monday, 21 April 2025

Parasite for Sore Eyes


When he wounds, he does flatworm three damage.

Monday, 14 April 2025

O Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?

 As promised, I begin my foray into the mutants of Crisis Protocol.

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Magneto

Naturally, I start with the bad guys.