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Tuesday, 28 July 2026

Operation Zero Tolerance - Chapter 1: Infiltration

Extinction begins tonight!

Posted by Stylus at 06:00 4 comments:

Labels: Battle Report, Grasshopper, Marvel Crisis Protocol, MCP batrep, Operation Zero Tolerance, Stylus

Monday, 27 July 2026

Tzeenage Dirtbags

Thousand Sons can't take cultists!

Posted by Kraken Wakes at 09:12 No comments:

Labels: Genestealer Cult, Kraken, Painted, Thousand Sons, Tzaangor

Saturday, 25 July 2026

Bastion co.

The CEO is here to clear the hurdle of destroying mutantkind!

Posted by Stylus at 06:00 No comments:

Labels: Marvel Crisis Protocol, Painted, Sentinels, Stylus

Friday, 24 July 2026

Above The Skies of Rylstone - Rebel Alliance vs Galactic Empire

X-Wing! Now that's a game I've not played in a long time...

Posted by Stylus at 06:00 1 comment:

Labels: Battle Report, Galactic Empire, Kasfunatu, Rebel Alliance, Stylus, TheJimulthuanQuadrant, X-Wing, X-Wing batrep

Thursday, 23 July 2026

Prime Time

The Prime Sentinels - even in 1997, AI was taking our jobs.

Marvel Crisis Protocol - Prime Sentinels

Posted by Stylus at 06:00 No comments:

Labels: Marvel Crisis Protocol, Painted, Sentinels, Stylus

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Crisis in Drawbridge: Transformers vs Sentinels

There's more to meets the eye here!

Marvel Crisis Protocol battle report: Cabal vs Sentinels

Posted by Stylus at 06:00 3 comments:

Labels: Battle Report, jhnlk, Marvel Crisis Protocol, MCP batrep, Skypehammer, Stylus, TheJimulthuanQuadrant

Tuesday, 14 July 2026

Scarabbed for Life

It's the B-side of the big lads.

Posted by Kraken Wakes at 06:00 No comments:

Labels: Kraken, Mutalith Vortex Beast, Painted, Scarab Occult Terminators, Thousand Sons

Monday, 13 July 2026

Road Raids: Astra Militarum vs Genestealer Cults

What kind of a low-down heretical madman would pay Genestealer Cultists to attack Imperial assets on Drawbridge?

Posted by Kraken Wakes at 06:00 4 comments:

Labels: 11th Ed batrep, 11th Edition 40K, Genestealer Cults, Hagan Lampreys, Kraken, Militarum Tempestus, Pootle, TheJimulthuanQuadrant

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King in the North 3: Tyranids vs Necrons

Pootle here with a write-up of my third game at King in the North against more Necrons.
Hi-de-Hydra!

Complete one box of miniatures, two more appear in the painting queue...
Violent Night: Tyranids vs Custodes

Time for a quick Christmas bash!
Bjorn To Be Wild

One day before the big battle? Nothing like a bit of brinkmanship to lend wings to your paintbrush. Let's poke the bear!
Weekend at Burnies Old World - Tomb Kings vs Warriors of Chaos

In the grim darkness of the Old World, there is always time for literature.
Weekend at Burnies Old World - Tomb Kings vs High Elves

My first Old World event!
The Lost and the Damned: Death Guard vs Thousand Sons

We've had this in the calendar for months. We had a table booked at Bristol Independent Gaming. But then Storm Ciara arrived and disrup...
Swamped: Warriors of Chaos vs Warriors of Chaos

Civil war in the Old World? Surely not. Everybody there gets on so well together.
Come, Ye Skitarii

Now the bionic cat is out of the bag: here's the Adeptus Mechanicus!
Fist and Furious: Death Guard vs Imperial Fists

Answering a distress call broadcast in an old Ultramarines code, a detachment of Imperial Fists have landed on Bagot Prime for the first tim...

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