Final One and Done!

What better to celebrate the wrap party with than a hideous conglomeration of mutated flesh?

Final Two: Lord Tusk

Smile for the Camera.

Final Three: Cockatrice

It's the Death Chicken!

Final Four: Hellsbane

I'm so close to wrapping this project, I can't find time to think of a pun.

Brawny Brawny Banks

Time for a song.

Brush (Not) For Hire

The following models were painted by me for someone else. That said, there are three very good reasons why I'm no commission painter:

1. My painting standard, honed over the decades, is what I would call Tabletop Passable™
2. I am hopeless at estimating exactly how much time is required for a project (this one ran about double-length)
3. ... and the third one is the most important, but you'll have to read to the end to find out.

SOUNDS LIKE CLICKBAIT!

Biclops

End of the see-son sale! Eye one, get one free!

Every Dog Has Its Day

After a mere decade, Mrs Stylus took an interest in painting a Space Marine.

I showed her a catalogue of chapters for inspiration.

Me: "You can paint them any colour you like."

"What are these grey ones with the red and yellow shoulders? They look nice."

Me: "Any colour. You don't have to choose now. Any colour you like."

"I like those grey ones with the wolf icons. I'll paint them."

Me (throwing my pot of The Fang out of the window): "I'm not sure I've got any grey paint. Oh, look at this lovely yellow!"