Smash That Captain: Space Marines vs Militarum Tempestus

A long-awaited moment for me, Kraken - my Tempestus Scions, the Hagan Lampreys, return to the field! And to double the glory, they find their long-absent nemesis opposing them. 

Yes, it's General Kasfunatu and the Crypt Angels!

After a recent thrust back into 40k (5 games in 36hours) I was hankering for another fight. Kraken had my Primaris falling off the painting line, and so it was time to try them out.

Let Old Foes Reunite!
It's All-Skype Fight Night!

Wobbly Bits

Time for a new project!

Blind The Psiclopes - Black Legion vs Thousand Sons

The Legion Wars continue as Magnus the Red leads his Thousand Sons against the Black Legion.

I, Stylus, will be taking the Daemon Primarch into battle - it had to happen eventually. My Thousand Sons collection was getting sufficiently large that I couldn't not get the Big Red One at some point. Fate is inexorable.

Our usual battle scale of 1500pts is a bit on the low side for a Lord of War, but Kraken has very sportingly agreed to take on the challenge (as well as my limited Black Legion).

Kraken is a glutton for punishment, is what Kraken is. But I need no Lord of War! The Black Legion are the galaxy's finest traitor legion, and we brook no taunts from a collection of gift-wrapped mummy dust! 

We'll be playing a random Maelstrom match, to be determined right before we set up. Game On!

Magnus Did Nothing Right!
It's All-Skype Fight Night!

Final One and Done!

What better to celebrate the wrap party with than a hideous conglomeration of mutated flesh?

Final Two: Lord Tusk

Smile for the Camera.

Final Three: Cockatrice

It's the Death Chicken!

Final Four: Hellsbane

I'm so close to wrapping this project, I can't find time to think of a pun.

Brawny Brawny Banks

Time for a song.

Brush (Not) For Hire

The following models were painted by me for someone else. That said, there are three very good reasons why I'm no commission painter:

1. My painting standard, honed over the decades, is what I would call Tabletop Passable™
2. I am hopeless at estimating exactly how much time is required for a project (this one ran about double-length)
3. ... and the third one is the most important, but you'll have to read to the end to find out.

SOUNDS LIKE CLICKBAIT!