Fly, My Pretties!

 Adding a bit more air supremacy to my Thousand Sons - Tzaangor Enlightened!

Get The Flock Out Of Here

Guess what I found nesting at the back of my painting queue?

Tzaangors!

The Path To Enlightenment

More Tzaangors? Don't worry, these are the last of them. For now.

Pew pew! ... caw caw!

Mildly Mutated In Every Way

Lots more lovely Tzaangor!

Quickly becoming the backbone of my Thousand Sons army. They do love jumping out of the Webway - but they don't last long, so I need more of them!

Hello, Birdie

There's a lot to be said for Tzaangor Shamans in a Thousand Sons list: cheap Elite slot, cheap psychic power, buffs two different units, mobile, able to dish out a punch.

I didn't mean to imply the Tzaangor Shaman is cheap.
She is, of course, a lady.

The only downside is the model is monopose. A lovely monopose, but to have a second one in the same style is unacceptable in any army of mine, not least a Tzeentch one.

So it's a-converting we shall go...

From The Depths It Rises...

Another Mutalith Vortex Beast? You betcha. I got the first one to divide between Age of Sigmar and 40k, but this one is definitely for the Thousand Sons.

... which is ironic, because I used an Age of Sigmar model for the conversion.

The Spawn Identity

I don't wanna know who I am any more!

Remember kids: perils of the Warp can happen to anyone.

Enlighten Me

Eyes to the skies, Flash - here come the birdmen!

Nothing says 41st Millennium like a beastman with a bow and arrow!

Muppet Baby Cthulhu

Or a Mutalith Vortex Beast, if you want to be pedantic about its taxonomy.

Still reminds me of a itty bitty Cthulhu. Who ya gonna call?

Fish Gotta Swim, Goat Gotta Fly

Even Chaos bird-goat-men need someone to boss them around, and this guy is at the very top of the pecking order...

It's the Tzaangor Shaman!

Happy Little Blue Birds

They're still picking bits of Black Legionnaires from their beaks, so it was about time I finished of my second wave of Tzaangor

Let's get pecking!

Silver Hells

Another check on the Nice List. Santa loves me!

It's the Gaunt Summoner! The toughest model in the set. Santa hates me!

All I Want For Christmas Is You (Off My Back)

Santa was kind to me: another single model from the Nice List, and this is one I've really been looking forward to.

Rod Hell & Emo

Say hello to The Curseling and his Little Friend!

Electric Duel-a-Ghoul: Flesh-Eater Courts vs Disciples of Tzeentch

Sir Loin ate heartily from his venison stew, scooping the generous cuts of meat from their thick, warm gravy before sinking his teeth into the trencher with a satisfying crunch.

"Lord Gnaw," he acknowledged the king's emissary and proffered him a goblet of ruby-dark wine. "I hear of dark rumblings upon our northern frontier."

"Indeed," the courtier took the offering and drank deep. Lord Gnaw was a vast man, almost bent under the great weight of his shoulders, with his leathery cloak wrapped about him like wings. "The followers of the false gods are attempting to blot out the sky with their magics."

"Barbarians," Sir Loin opined, picking through his platter of sweetbreads and choosing the freshest pancreas.

"The King wishes us to ride forth without delay. There is no time to summon the yeomanry; take only your knights."

Sir Loin rose from his meal. "I have a dozen of my finest warriors at hand. Let us fetch them from their supper table and thence to battle. The quest will sharpen their appetite."

A quest for the cannibal knight?
It's All-Skype Fight Night!

Smeltdown: Ironjawz vs Disciples of Tzeentch

The Ark of Alternatives was unfolding like a tangram flower. Complex panels of engraved and enamelled bone shifted slowly through the air as the Tzeentchian choir chanted and hummed around it. Sparks of blue and pink light snapped and crackled from piece to piece. Already, you could hardly tell it had been a box at all.

What would it become? 

"Magister!" 

The apologetic acolyte was clearly reluctant to intrude. Zonaranoz, chief Magister of the Tzeentchian Throng, waved his apologies aside - if this was important enough for the acolyte to enter during the days-long ritual, it would have to be heard. 

"The greenskins have returned, and in greater numbers!" 

Zonaranoz sighed. "Hardly startling. It is their way. Very well. Muster the guard, we shall drive them off once more."

"But Magister, our guard! They are so few, and the orcs are many!"

Zonaranoz made a complex gesture, and the three nearest candelabra in the room flared with coruscating light. The heavy brass twisted, melting and bulging into new shapes. Within moments, a trio of Flamers writhed in place, guttering fire spilling from their boneless jaws. 

"Then we must create more," Zonaranoz said, smiling. "Come hither, boy. I shall show you a new rite, your very own transformation ahead of the great Day of Change. You shall become more powerful than you ever expected! You shall behold the Vortex, and become its bearer!"

The acolyte smiled nervously, but followed. Zonaranoz felt serene. The choir could manage without him for a time, and the creation of a Mutalith was always enjoyable. 

This should be fun.

Has anyone got a light?
It's All-Skype Fight Night!

WoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Nighthaunt

My fifth and final game of the WoffBoot. I'm out of the top positions for sure, but a win might just nudge me over the halfway mark

Standing in my way: ghosties and ghoulies and a long-armed beastie - the Nighthaunts have come out to play!

WoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Stormcast Eternals (again!)

Four games into the WoffBoot tournament, and my winning streak went down the Escalation escalator.

But here comes a chance at redemption - a Border War scenario against another Stormcast army!

WoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Ironjawz

Game 3 and my coalition of chaos faces an Ironjawz army.

Specifically, it's my Ironjawz army, so how could I go wrong?

WoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Stormcast Eternals

A new dawn rises over the WoffBoot, and I play my second game of the tournament.

I take on the good guys in Blood And Glory: here come the Stormcast!

WoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Nurgle Rotbringers

The dust settles on another WoffBoot, and while the results are there for all to see, that doesn't tell the whole story. So settle in for the first of my five battle reports.

It's a Tzeentch vs Nurgle grudge match!