Thursday 31 October 2019

I Spyrer, With My Little Eyrer

One last nugget from Weekend at Burnie's 2...

Necromunda Spyrers - Yeld, Malcadon, Orrus and Jakara

Check out these pewter pretties!

Friday 25 October 2019

Caballistic Skill: The Cabal vs Scions and Marines

Fortune favours the bold! 


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Hoping that battle fatigue would bring the Cabal (plus their evil overlord, Stylus) to their knees, I rounded on them firmly before they could recover from Weekend at Bernies. I, Kraken, brought the good old Tempestus Scions under Badger, along with a few Mantis Warriors. 

Like an ageing crook in a heist movie, I, Stylus, will find out if The Cabal have one more job left in them...

Wednesday 23 October 2019

Curbstomp: Alpha Legion vs Imperial Knights


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Enough of the tales of Stylus's Victories! I, Kraken, now return with more familiar fare. 

Having got enough of the Alpha Legion painted up that could put a trial force together, I reckoned the best thing to do would be punish them relentlessly for their very existence. So I challenged Kas's Imperial Knights to a scrap, for I am a glutton for punishment.

Feels like an age since picked up some 40k dice and was eager to get back in. I had not tried either mini, or daddy knights, and so was good with the suggestion.

WARNING - THE FOLLOWING BATTLE REPORT CONTAINS 
SCENES OF GRAPHIC TRAMPLING

Tuesday 22 October 2019

Weekend at Burnie's 2 - Final Thoughts

I've far exceeded the 10,000 word count covering this tournament, so just a quick summary and some final narrative.

Collecting the Hair Club For Men Award

Let's wrap this up!

Friday 18 October 2019

Weekend at Burnie's 2 - Round 4 - Chaos Space Marines vs Iron Hands

It’s the second day of the event, and I have activated my secret weapon of not-getting-drunk-the-night before, which should put me ahead of the competition.

Chaos Space Marines vs Iron Hands - 1500pts - Vital Intelligence - a tournament report from Weekend at Burnie's 2 - an invitational event for Moarhammer patrons.

Perhaps it's in poor taste to mention getting ahead. My next fight is with Iron Hands.

Thursday 17 October 2019

Weekend at Burnie's 2 - Round 3 - Chaos Space Marines vs Ultramarines

Round 3 of the Battle for Nayala, and its time to go to blue alert!

Chaos Space Marines vs Ultramarines - 1250pts - Race To Victory - a tournament report from Weekend at Burnie's 2 - an invitational event for Moarhammer patrons.

I’m thrown into the deep end for this mission. Not only will I be facing Macragge’s finest, but my opponent will be the face (as opposed to the beard) of Moarhammer – none other than Brom!

Wednesday 16 October 2019

Weekend at Burnie's 2 - Round 2 - Chaos Space Marines vs Raven Guard

Round 2 of the Battle for Nayala, and they've already sent the hit squad after me.

Chaos Space Marines vs Raven Guard - 1250pts - Kill Confirmed - a tournament report from Weekend at Burnie's 2 - an invitational event for Moarhammer patrons.
He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?

Something ominous from Deliverance is coming after me. I hope those aren't banjos I hear.

Tuesday 15 October 2019

Weekend at Burnie's 2 - Round 1 - Chaos Space Marines vs Salamanders

The battle for Nayala starts here!

Chaos Space Marines vs Salamanders - 1250pts - Beachhead - a tournament report from Weekend at Burnie's 2 - an invitational event for Moarhammer patrons.
Come get some.

All back from my Weekend at Burnie's, I'll do my best to recount the tales. There were five battles in total, so hopefully my camera's memory and human memory will hold up.

Friday 11 October 2019

Weekend At Burnie's 2 - This Time It's War

I'm off to another tournament, grizzled veteran that I am, this will be my second.

A tournament report from Weekend at Burnie's - an invitational event for Deployment Zone patrons.

This is a follow-on from the very successful Weekend at Burnie's earlier this year. And, like any sequel, the body count is always bigger.

Thursday 10 October 2019

And Now ... Alpha Legion!



Sorry, Stylus, you can't have all the Traitor Legions to yourself.

Wednesday 9 October 2019

And Now ... The Cabal!

There is a reason why I'm popping out different-coloured space marines like a heretical Pez dispenser...

Chaos Space Marines for The Cabal, Weekend At Burnies 2

... Stylus is going to a tournament!


Tuesday 8 October 2019

And Now ... The Scourged!

The Purge, you say? No, I'm not doing The Purge. This is The Scourged.

Chaos Space Marines renegade chapter - The Scourged - Chosen

Try to keep up...

Monday 7 October 2019

And Now ... The Purge!

It's not what you think!

Chaos Space Marines renegade chapter - The Purge - Chosen with combi-bolter

Unless you think I've started another heretic astartes army, in which case, it's exactly what you think.

Friday 4 October 2019

The Mantishurian Candidate: Death Guard vs Mantis Warriors


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To kick off the next 1,000 posts, here's a Maelstrom of War battle between Pootle's Death Guard warband, The Second Law, and...

Kraken's new army of Mantis Warriors! Yes, an army I have no experience of using against the unbeaten Second Law. A New Challenger Approaches!

Their Scars aren't quite White,

But it's All-Skype Fight Night!


Thursday 3 October 2019

Competition Winner!


I got my priority orders!

Wednesday 2 October 2019

1000 Posts Not Out!

Milestone unlocked!


Don't worry - in the midst of the naval-gazing, we also have a competition winner.