Scarabbie Burns

 
With the Rubrics done, we’re on to the big lads.

Dakkarigged to Blow: Orks vs Tyranids

All aliens all the time - it's a double Xenos throw-down as Pootle tests the waters of eleventh edition.

That's Thrall Folks

 

Commission contines.

Manouvers in the Jimulthuan Quadrant: IV

Ever faster, ever more violent, the war had grown in size and scope to encompass almost every system in the quadrant. 

Turn it up to Eleven: Ultramarines vs Chaos Daemons

It's time! 

No Sons of Mine

 It's Summer Commission Time!

My Deoderant Stank

For those who remember, there are few things more iconic from Rogue Trader days than the famous "deoderant tank"...

That's All Folks

 The last Web Warrior I've painted is bringing home the bacon!

Metal Boxing Glove: Necrons vs Ultramarines

 

Pootle here! I realised recently that I've only managed to play one game in 10th edition with my Necrons (though that was a cracker against WintersSEO's 13th). Before the edition disappears I fancied running them one last time and Kraken heroically stepped in to help me out.

Marvel Crisis Protocol event - All Webbed Up

 Do I hear the patter of tiny thwip thwips?

Unstoppable vs Immovable: White Scars vs Death Guard

Pootle here with a write-up of my last game of 10th edition. Stylus and I are playing out another game in the Jimulthuan Quadrant: this time an armoured column of Death Guard on their way to besiege the Ultramarines' HQ on Bagot Prime have been ambushed by the White Scars...

Party Like It's 2099

It is the Caped Blue-Sader? It is Macho Libre? Is it Dark Garfield?

Black Hole Sunz: Raven Guard vs Orks

Pootle here! I'm kicking off my actions in the next phase of the campaign with a new army (for me). My fleet has moved to the Transcaridian Docks and will attempt a planetary invasion against jhnlk's Xenos; I’ve chosen to defend this planet with a new army for me - Orks! I've decided to use my son's Raven Guard for the first time, so it's new armies for both of us.

Recryption: Space Marines vs T'au

 
A new contender enters the ring!

Full Speeder Ahead

 
Nothing like a new edition to get me spending.

A Study In Scarlet

Inner conflict, excessive pouches, casual sportwear - it's a Spider-Man for the 90s!

Ultimate

 Apparently, it's a venom blast, but it certainly seems like he's riding a bolt of lightning.

Spectacular

 You wait for years for a Spider-Man, and then two turn up at once...

Blood Bowl: The Reckoning

 

It's a game of two halves. One of them was a goblin, we aren't sure about the other. 

Gravy Train

 See a bandwagon, jump on it, I say. 

Symbiote Stacy

Someone gets a Klyntar symbiote, now everyone wants one.

Combat Spidey

Spider-powers, guns and a symbiote? Sign me up!

Amazing

Turn that WIP into a thwip!

Do The Colours Hurt Their Eyes? Harlequins vs Emperor's Children

 

I ventured down to Swindon a couple of weeks ago, taking my new/old Rogue Trader-era Harlequins to face Winters and his Emperor's Children army, The Echoes of Ecstasy.

Elsa The Vampire Slayer

 Even monster hunters can be nepo babies.

Warm Handshake of the Spider-Woman

 Let's keep it family friendly here.

Manoeuvers in the Jimulthuan Quadrant: III

Grim shadows of war deepened ever more ominously over Drawbridge and its surrounding systems. 

Marvel Crisis Protocol event - Devil May Care

 Anyone for supper?

The Fourth Horseman

 
Time to bring out the big guns. 

Cat-astrophe

 Sometimes, you can get points for trying...

The Spectacular Spinning Jenny

Or perhaps it's the Ravelling Nancy. The best superpowers are always named after C18th proto-industrial breakthroughs.

Check Out My Man-Thing!

 (steady on, madam)

Reader, I Drybrushed Him

 Quit bumping gums, ya hard-boiled turtle-slappers!

Midgard, Not Mid-Tier

The last of my Asgardians, and this one has all the joys of lightning stands and red capes.

Thor, Champion of Midgard!

Another Fine Moss

 Have you heard about our Saviour, alien hivemind from beyond the stars?

A Few Good Supermen: Custodes vs Space Marines

It's still Easter, so the games are running in full spate!

Crisis in Bagot Prime: Asgard vs Brotherhood

 Chaos stirs in Bagot Prime, and its hair is fabulous.

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Asgard vs Brotherhood of Mutants

Warbanned

 
Zamaroon! And a second Inquisitorial attempt at fomenting rebellion.

Mischief Managed

 I now have more Lokis than is good for me (or for anyone!)

Warrior Princess

As the time of posting, Crisis Protocol has three Kings, one Queen, two Princes, one Lord, two Ladies and four Barons.

But only one Professor, so that's where hard work and education gets you.

I Say Thee Neigh!

Confused the hell out of me when I first saw him too.

Manoeuvers in the Jimulthuan Quadrant: II

 

Slowly, surely, with a screech of breaking rust, the gears of war began to turn. 

One Crisis After Another

 I went forth in search of new converts!

Hang 'Em High

The bangingest box of models GW put out in a while, there was never a question in my mind as to whether I'd get the Necromunda Hangers On. The question was 'when', and the answer was 'as soon as they were back in stock.'

All The King's Horses And All The King's Men

 The egg man returns - goo goo g'joob!

Marvel Crisis Protocol event - Hydra-de-hi!

Last weekend, I treated the Hydra crew to a stay at Maplins, where the blood flowed across the Hawaiian ballroom and into the Olympic-sixed swimming pool.

Four games of Marvel Crisis Protocol coming up!

Emotionally White Scarred: White Scars vs Necrons

Continuing the Jimulthuan Campaign, I, Pootle, am determined to regain full control of my home planet of Bagot Prime. This time I'm up against the Necrons led by Jhnlk (it's me, hello!).

Crisis in Zamaroon: Hydra vs Convocation

 The campaign for the Jimulthuan Quadrant is taking place across time, space and intellectual property!

Hela Cool

 I think not giving her the One Ring was probably the right call.

When Life Gives You Renegs, Make Renegade: Chaos Space Marines vs Space Marines

It's been a dark age since I last fought on Drawbridge. Those darn cults are up in arms again, though, and someone's got to put them down. 
 

Eat My Hammer!

 I assume Mjolnir is gluten-free, but do check with the catering staff first.