Job's a Dead 'Un

Orks is never beat! 'Kos if dey win, dat's alright. But if dey lose, dey come back as da Livvin' Ded!

The Ninth Gate: Shooting

This is the Ninth Gate, my hapless attempts to predict what 9th Ed 40K might bring us! Remember - I've got an excellent track record for wrong-headedness.

This time round, it's the Shooting Phase. Pew pew pew! We'll also look at wounding mechanics, because they usually first crop up in the round when the gunning starts.

The Ninth Gate: Psychic Phase

Welcome back - this is the Ninth Gate, a series of rambling predictions about 40K 9th Ed and the tweaks I'd like to see in it. This time - the Psychic Phase!

The Ninth Gate: Movement

Gaze into my crystal ball, unbeliever! A Psychic Awakening is nearly upon us, an era of unknown change approachs, and the writing is on the wall for this great dark age. Behold once more - a grim dark future!

Dry Scarabs

Heavy reinforcements for Magnus' finest!

Welcome back to the Scarab Occult Terminators!

The Green Zone: Mantis Warriors vs Purge and Nurgle Daemons

Time for a fight! Pootle has a new table to show off, and I'm happy to oblige by attempting to wipe him off it!

Unusual battle cries #17: "You don't stand a chance: I've got two different base colours on me; neither of you are even undercoated!"

Three colours? Not quite!
But it's still Skype Fight Night!

Nameless vs Soulless: Chaos Daemons vs Necrons

Release the Neverborn!

It's new army time all round - I finally get to take my Chaos Daemons for a spin, and they'll be pitted against local opponent Rapid's shiny new Necrons (only sixty million years on the clock).

Vamp My Style

The last of the Rampart Kickstarter bits - Space Vampires!