The WoffBoot Chronicles: September 2025

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Tuesday, 2 September 2025

Hydra Ingenuity

It doesn't shoot, but you can certainly throw it around.

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Carnage In The Old World: Orcs & Goblins vs Empire

This one was absolutely crazy... A 3,439pt clash of Empire vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.
KnockRat Quarter Final: Slave Ogryns vs Cawdor

...which is why you need to remove the poison glands before you stew it, otherwise you end up paralysed. Sorry to interrupt you there, Gra...
The Mild Robot

Back in the 1960s, if AI wanted to destroy the world, it created giant robots to stomp around. In those days, we had standards.
I Tormentor Do It

Stuff to paint!
The Swarm Reborn

A while back, hearing of the impending Tyranid 9th ed Codex, I engaged in a bit of speculation . Now that the codex has actually dropped, I ...
Underdog Day Afternoon: Thousand Sons vs Deathwing

Title Fight: get ready for the Hohenlinden In Swindon! Thousand Sons vs Dark Angels!
KnockRat Quarter Final: Goliaths vs Chaos Helot Cult

My eyes! What's happening to my eyes? They burn! Calm down, Blaargh - it's just the radioactive glare of dead skies. Yes, we'r...
Frostgrave for Beginners

The Ground's Gone All White! It's All-Skype Fight Night! Hello and welcome to another new game system for the Woffboot Battle ...
As a Matter of Infractor

That Emperor - always having more children.
Filthy, Filthy Contrast

So what's all this Contrast Paint I've been hearing about? He's holding a snowball. This makes the hundreds of snow bases...

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