The WoffBoot Chronicles: S.H.I.E.L.D.

"I got red in my ledger."

"That's America's ass."

"The city is flying, We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow."

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

"Imperius Rex!"

"It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out 'S.H.I.E.L.D.'"

"We're already putting together the best men."

"That name better not stick. It's so dumb."

"Here’s lesson number one, kid. Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."

"You get what you paid for and now I'm charging more."

"This won't kill you, but it ain't gonna tickle either."

"You're taking all the stupid with you."

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