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| We are old school. |
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Points: 5,584 approx
General: Kraken
Battles: Won 8 / Drew 1 / Lost 13
Allergies: Elves, Witch Hunters, Ogres, Dice
Would Like To Meet: Lizardmen, Bretonnians, Tomb Kings, Beastmen
Battle Reports:
Woffboots:
- Woffboot IX - Win vs Host of the Eternity King, Tomb Kings and Skaven/Grand Legion of the Everchosen, Lose vs Wood Elves, Placed Second Overall
And you can find links to the series of narrative reports that make up the Tale of Phlothos Ascendant
here!
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United of Mallhorecth
"...And those that were deepest and longest in evil servitude... and yet were men proud and bold... now gathered themselves for a last stand of desperate battle."
Tolkein, The Lord of the Rings
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| A new term begins at Mallhorecth Towers, and with it, much change! |
A Message From The Head
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| 'Non timere mutationis', as the School Motto has it. Since the discovery of raw warstone beneath the foundations of Todbringer Wing, many have feared a decline in our rigorous standards is inevitable. Let such naysaying be put to rest! Under my guardianship, the boys of the Towers remain a force to be reckoned with in any situation. |
Our Proud Heritage
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| When Judge Phlothos Orgmeier first founded the school, he envisaged it as a breeding ground for excellence, quality and ambition, traits he himself personified. Although sadly departed, his spirit lives on at the school today, along with the bequest of his cherished chair. This marble and mahogany masterpiece still adorns the Masters' High Table in the refectory. |
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| Recent renovations to the chair have seen it once more in full use |
Governor
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| Promoting excellence from beyond the confines of his chair, High Judge Phlothos Orduromeister now oversees long-term funding and PR drives for the school academy. |
Deputy Head
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| The Hon. Erich von Kasterburg casts a watchful eye on the pavilion during lunchbreak. |
Bursar
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| Head Beak |
Chaplain
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| Let Us Prey |
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Left to Right: Mr. Mörder (Biology), Mr. Angrimm (Applied Mathematics),
Prof. von Döm (Esoterics), Mr. Zeigenkopf (Political History) |
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| We're Ivy League, you know. |
Head of Junior School
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| The Reverend Otto Dunkelheit proudly raises the Junior School Muster Pole |
Heads of Houses
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| Messers Keingesicht and Grünehelm pose for the Middle School photographers |
Upper 6th
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| In typically rambunctious mood, the boys of the Senior Common Room take to the field for rugger |
Class 2C
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| Many thanks to the parents of Vernichtung Minor, whose kindly donation supplied so many of this year's costumes |
Lower 5th
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An unexpected success on the cricket field this year came from young Endetage.
A most memorable redefinition of LBW! |
Class 4D
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| 'They shall not grow old' - so much young promise taken from us by an unexpected bout of The Rot |
Prep School 6th
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| Only a year to go for these young hopefuls. Then they too will be part of the Big School! |
Polo B Team
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| After last autumn's unfortunate spell of woodworm, the boys are still sans mallets. The Mallhorecthian spirit of make-do endures! |
Polo A Team
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| If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you play Polo |
PE
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| Col. Lytolis (ret) encourages the boys on their morning cross country run |
Prefects
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The enforcement of school rules remains a serious matter, especially since the last official inquisition inspection |
Hall Monitors
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| Loitering in the hallways between lessons is not permitted. Monitors have now been permitted to issue on-the-spot penalties - boys beware! |
Dinner Ladies
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| Hungry? Not a problem with the cheerful staff of our kitchens! |
Singing Master
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| Mr. Zauberer leads the school choir in Wurst's chorale work 'Wir werden die Welt zerstören' |
The School Barge
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| More than private quarters for the Head Boy, the Barge also provides a relaxing view of the School's lake, the Weh See |
Mr Chalmers
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| A warm welcome is extended to newcomer Mr Chalmers, on extended exchange from the World's End Mountains |
School Menagerie
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| Owing to a shortage of funding, the school menagerie has been merged. Please do not feed it after midnight. Or before midnight. Or without protective gloves on. |
Gardener
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| Boys are reminded that the herb garden remains out of bounds |
Old Boys
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| A brief look at the many and splendid achievements of our Old Mallhorecthians |
Matron
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"The world is put back by the death of every one
who has to sacrifice the development of his or her peculiar gifts to conventionality" |
Slambo
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| Head of Latin |
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