As a Matter of Infractor

 That Emperor - always having more children. 

KnockRat Quarter Final: Slave Ogryns vs Cawdor

 ...which is why you need to remove the poison glands before you stew it, otherwise you end up paralysed. 

Sorry to interrupt you there, Granny Bilgeputter, and thanks for keeping the listeners entertained during that short hiatus. But we're back, live at tonight's arena for the final KnockRat quarter-final!  

I Tormentor Do It

 Stuff to paint!

The Mild Robot

Back in the 1960s, if AI wanted to destroy the world, it created giant robots to stomp around. 

In those days, we had standards.

Paint The Town Red

Some more characters for Crisis Protocol coming up, and I seem to have picked a colour scheme with these guys.