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Unlike Warhammer, everyone can be a winner if they try hard enough, and both Kraken and myself succeeded in our literary endeavours. Sci Fi and Fantasy respectively, and I'm sure WoffBoot Publications would be only too happy to represent them.
I didn't manage to paint anything in December, although there are some half-painted Savage Orcs that are have been giving me the stink-eye recently. In fact, the only think I managed to paint was this tree ornament when I got picked to be my CEO's Secret Santa.
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| Painted in the company colours. (Toadying corporate lickspittle that I am) |
I regret giving him away now. Mounted on a 50mm base and he would have made a very festive Giant model for my Orcs and Goblins.
Happy Woffmas to all!
Just hear those woffbells jingling
ReplyDeletering-ting-tingaling too
You know it's lovely weather
For a Woffboot together with you
Outside there's giants brawling
And spiders crawling about
Everybody wants a General Killer
As their stocking filler no doubt
Giddyap giddyap giddyap
Let's fight
'Neath a Banner of Might
It's from next edition
But that won't cause sedition
or fright -
Only costs twenty points
for +2 attacks
And a ward save that stacks
And it makes you Stubborn
And my army has got 'em
On its hundred-strong rat slave packs!
Oh yes it's a happy holiday
Duncan has come to play too
We'll be here 'til next year
As he picks out his gear
And makes his first move
There's a thousand-point grand tourney
At the home of Dards
Where I'll say these half-done skellies Represent Grave Guards
We can drink lots of beer
Eat Chinese food
And Nerd until we drop
While the Winds of Magic
Make our Wizards pop.
Pop pop pop!
It's a happy feeling
Nothing in the world can beat
As your souped-up regiment of orcs
Makes all retreat
Until you're matched up with Ben again
And then the fun begins
For whatever you've got
The result, like as not,
Is the Ogre Kingdoms will win
Games Workshop's festive marketing
Is starting a ruckus or three
If a chariot is pulled by reindeer
Then it's fielded (and causes fear) free
Santa's playing the Grand Theogonist
In my army list, true
Because it's lovely weather
For a Woffboot together
With You
Sweet.
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