tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1478409880372473832.post5944053691241904118..comments2024-03-27T09:10:31.954+00:00Comments on The WoffBoot Chronicles: WoffBoot us, every oneStylushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01706888762838294158noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1478409880372473832.post-56723475491373625492012-12-24T08:15:40.683+00:002012-12-24T08:15:40.683+00:00I like this so much much, I want to add a 'lik...I like this so much much, I want to add a 'like' button to the post, so I can like it.Stylushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01706888762838294158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1478409880372473832.post-10507590719173620512012-12-23T18:27:34.400+00:002012-12-23T18:27:34.400+00:00Sweet.Sweet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1478409880372473832.post-34741892217097878472012-12-22T11:28:19.153+00:002012-12-22T11:28:19.153+00:00Just hear those woffbells jingling
ring-ting-tinga...Just hear those woffbells jingling<br />ring-ting-tingaling too<br />You know it's lovely weather<br />For a Woffboot together with you<br /><br />Outside there's giants brawling<br />And spiders crawling about<br />Everybody wants a General Killer<br />As their stocking filler no doubt<br /><br />Giddyap giddyap giddyap<br />Let's fight<br />'Neath a Banner of Might<br />It's from next edition<br />But that won't cause sedition<br />or fright - <br /><br />Only costs twenty points<br />for +2 attacks<br />And a ward save that stacks<br />And it makes you Stubborn<br />And my army has got 'em<br />On its hundred-strong rat slave packs!<br /><br />Oh yes it's a happy holiday<br />Duncan has come to play too<br />We'll be here 'til next year <br />As he picks out his gear<br />And makes his first move<br /><br />There's a thousand-point grand tourney <br />At the home of Dards<br />Where I'll say these half-done skellies Represent Grave Guards<br />We can drink lots of beer<br />Eat Chinese food<br />And Nerd until we drop<br />While the Winds of Magic<br />Make our Wizards pop. <br />Pop pop pop!<br /><br />It's a happy feeling<br />Nothing in the world can beat<br />As your souped-up regiment of orcs <br />Makes all retreat<br />Until you're matched up with Ben again <br />And then the fun begins<br />For whatever you've got<br />The result, like as not, <br />Is the Ogre Kingdoms will win<br /><br />Games Workshop's festive marketing<br />Is starting a ruckus or three<br />If a chariot is pulled by reindeer<br />Then it's fielded (and causes fear) free<br /><br />Santa's playing the Grand Theogonist<br />In my army list, true<br />Because it's lovely weather<br />For a Woffboot together<br />With You<br /><br /><br />Kraken Wakeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11675999641597167636noreply@blogger.com