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Thursday, 3 July 2025

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Cherchez le goblin: Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins

It's time for another round of Joust A Minute! A 3,000pt clash of Bretonnia vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.
Carnage In The Old World: Orcs & Goblins vs Empire

This one was absolutely crazy... A 3,439pt clash of Empire vs Orcs & Goblins in the Old World.
Competition time!

Buckle up for a big milestone - this blog is soon to reach 1000 posts! And so we're giving away this big fella! (Note: the ba...
The Swarm Reborn

A while back, hearing of the impending Tyranid 9th ed Codex, I engaged in a bit of speculation . Now that the codex has actually dropped, I ...
I can already hear the Clannad theme...

This may be rumour mill hokum, but it certainly ties in with the idea that Wood Elves are the next fantasy release, maybe as early as May......
Skypehammer Round 12: The Bitter End

We got there in the end - our epic Skypehammer campaign ends tonight! Space Wolves & Imperial Guard vs Black Legion & Adeptu...
Unbeaten: Chaos Warriors vs Wood Elves

It's All-Skype Fight Night! Prebattle After a bit of hashing out how we'd do this, General Stylus and I came to the conclus...
Bjorn To Be Wild

One day before the big battle? Nothing like a bit of brinkmanship to lend wings to your paintbrush. Let's poke the bear!
The Lure

I feel the warp overtaking me. It is a good pain! You owe me royalties for that quote. My natural choice in any given Warhammer...
Wood Elves vs Empire: Crazy Horses

On a sojourn to Leofa Towers, we decided to play a 1,600pt OffBoot. Unlike Kraken's recent experience, there were no fluffy-chinned bear...

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