The WoffBoot Chronicles: The Empire

The Empire

"He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and what ... had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace."

Of Herbs And Stewed Rabbit, The Two Towers

Their Tilean assets liquidated, this freelance enterprise of localised violence have shifted their wares into the Border Princes to offer discounted slaughter and two-for-one maiming.

For Gold and Glory!

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Points: 3,600
General: Stylus
WoffBoots: VI
Battles: Won 8 / Drew 2 / Lost 10

The Enterprise of Campogrotta

Commander Leopoldo - Mercenary General

"Put out a saucer of cream for this big cat, and he'll kill every rat in the barn. Captain-General of The Enterprise of Campogrotta. Apply at the sign of The Dotted Lion."

Captain Fagiolo - Battle Standard

"One does not simply hold the army standard. Apply at the sign of The Heroic End."

Commander Lorenzo - Mercenary Captain

"Father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, owner of a mangled accent. Former Captain-General of The Enterprise of Campogrotta. Apply at the sign of The Gilded Gladiator."

Commissar Pendleton - Paymaster

"If you want your paychest accounts to be properly managed, then you want Pendleton Inc, not some block-headed Bracegirdle from Harbottle & Sons. Apply at the sign of The Bogus Baggins."

Jeremiah Thrift - Paymaster

"If you're looking for more weight in your fiscal management, try there services of Jeremiah Thrift & Associates. Reasonable rates, defaulters will be consumed. Apply at the sign of The Happy Eater."

Proctor "Deadeye" Jones - Witch Hunter

"If there be something strange in thine neighbourhood, who shouldst thou call but thine friendly neighbourhood eccumenical persecutor. Apply at the sign of The Gingerbread House."

Icarus Mitman - Engineer

"A cannonball took my leg, warpstone acid took my fingertips and a laboratory explosion took my wits. Everything that remains is at your service. Apply at the sign of The Hopalong Cassidy."

Bellemperia - Amethyst Wizard

"She keeps Moët et Chandon in her pretty cabinet, and every poison known to humanity in her handbag. Apply at the sign of The Smurfette Principle."

StratoCurunir - Grey Wizard

"If you're looking for pits, pendulums or Poe-faced misdirection, then cast about into the shadows. Apply at the sign of The Hank Marvin."

Feryl Horstmann - Amber Wizard

"A wizard who can grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals. If you don't mind the smell, then Feryl Horstmann is for hire! (Transformation of Kadon not included). Apply at the sign of The Becher's Brook."

Swampy Pete - Jade Wizard

"Available for those who demand their spells to be organic, responsibly-farmed, ethically-sourced, low-fat and composed entirely of hemp. Cash not accepted, payment only in hugs. Apply at the sign of The Hampstead Heath."

Vernon Aurelius - Bright Wizard

"Servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor, runner-up in Strictly Come Dancing. If you like it hot, as some do, then you want 'Burnin' Vernon Aurelius. Apply at the sign of The Stock Character."

Congreve Mitman - Gold Wizard

"Great Scott! The eccentric genius and inventor of the Galloper and Spitfyre has left his Gold College laboratory (what remains of it) and is now offering his alchemical expertise on the battlefield. Apply at the sign of The Flux Capacitor."

Sheikh Envac - Celestial Wizard

"Heavens above! From distant lands flies Sheikh Envac on his magic carpet (which smells *amazing*). Ready to call down the thunder with the aid of his trusty djinn, Gordon. Apply at the sign of The Arabian Knight."

Sneferu Fubar - White Wizard

"There's a kind of Hysh all over the world tonight. If' you're looking for light relief from the burning sands, then join our pyramid scheme. Apply at the sign of The Pharaoh 'Nuff."

Salaga & Mechicka - Acolytes

"On the left, Salaga Doola. On the right, Mechicka Boola. Put 'em together and what have you got? Two of the most devoted Acolytes of the Light College, willing and eager to supplant their master if the price is right. Apply at the sign of The Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo."