Encryption Level - Inquisitorial
Authorised: Inq. Kris Cringdark
Hereticus Santanicus
Classified and Secure under Project Jingle
Watchword: In the Mince Pieness of the Festive Season, There is Only Mulling Spice
O come all ye Space Wolves
Crimson Fists and Fire Hawks
Come ye, o come ye
To Ultramar
Bring lots of boltguns
And your power armour
We'll blow up lots of xenos
We'll blow up lots of xenos
We'll blow up lots of xenos
Because we can
Blood or Dark Angels
Iron Hands, Lamentors
Maybe the Grey Knights
Or a Deathwatch Team
Even obscure ones
Like the Viper Legion
Not the Sons of Horus
Or other filthy traitors
Don't talk about those bastards
Just blow them up
Retake morale checks
Reroll all our misses
See how we shrug off hits
With armour saves
Eye of Terror?
More like Eye of Schmerror.
But we're not overpowered
No we're not overpowered
We're so not overpowered
You're just a noob
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