Wednesday, 24 May 2017

WoffBoot XI: Disciples of Tzeentch vs Nurgle Rotbringers

The dust settles on another WoffBoot, and while the results are there for all to see, that doesn't tell the whole story. So settle in for the first of my five battle reports.

Age of Sigmar Battle Report: "Take And Hold" - Disciples of Tzeentch vs Nurgle Rotbringers.

It's a Tzeentch vs Nurgle grudge match!

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

General Kraken Licks His Wounds



Image result for disastrous battles

My Woffboot XI - let's just make it clear now, that if you're looking for tales of derring do and splendour in battle, you won't be finding them here.

Monday, 22 May 2017

ArchaOne for the Road


On my way to this year's 'Boot, I had some spare time at the airport. So I thought 'why not get some painting done?'

Sunday, 21 May 2017

WoffBoot XI

The annual tourney is over, and the results are in: “Only the Faithful!”

Vs SCE1
Vs Nh
Vs Irn
Vs DoT
Vs SCE2
Vs NR
TOTAL
-
#1
(major)
#5
(major)
#2
(loss)
#4
(major)
#3
(major)
8
#1
(loss)
-
#4
(major)
#5
(major)
#3
(major)
#2
(minor)
7
#5
(loss)
#4
(loss)
-
#3
(major)
#1
(major)
#4
(major)
6
#2
(minor)
#5
(minor)
#3
(loss)
-
#4
(major)
#1
(minor)
4
#4
(loss)
#3
(loss)
#1
(loss)
#4
(loss)
-
#5
(major)
2
#3
(loss)
#2
(loss)
#4
(loss)
#1
(loss)
#5
(loss)
-
0

Scenarios

  1. Take and Hold
  2. Blood and Glory
  3. Escalation
  4. Border War
  5. Gifts from the Heavens

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Swirly, Curly, Glowy, Killme

The Silver Tower is a maze of madness, a seemingly-endless journey into mind-boiling insanity...

Ogroid Thaumaturge, Warhammer Quest Silver Tower and Warhammer Age of Sigmar.

And to replicate the experience, GW have kindly given us the Ogroid Thaumaturge!

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Gork, Mork and Pork!

We've had Chaos for the last few updates, but there's still one more Ironjawz unit to get battle-ready.

Ironjawz Gore-Grunta with pig iron choppa for Warhammer Age of Sigmar
Gore-Gruntas! 

Even in Age of Sigmar, I can't kick the pig habit.

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

The Future's not Orange


You must have heard by now. There's a new 40K coming.

Chimera! (not the troop carrier)

I continue my 2017 monster mash (2 down, 3 to go) with the mish-mashiest of them all - the Chimera!

Chimera, Chaos Monster, Warhammer Age of Sigmar
"What do you mean?! - You snore! - Oh I don't- anyway, you have bad breath! -
Because you never brush my teeth! - Oh, stop quickly, let's have a cup of tea!"

Which it not, as I once thought, pronounced 'Shim-era'. It is actually 'Ky-mere-ah', and so would more helpfully start with a 'K'. Actually, being a classical Greek monster, it doesn't even start with a 'C', but with the letter 'Chi', which is really the letter 'X'.

Classic Greek is confusing. No wonder Gerald Butler seemed so angry.