Yeaah Ratfans!

Obviously, social distancing is what most of us hobby types practice anyway. But it has still increased my productivity this month.

The Ninth Gate: Charge and Melee

Back with more misguided predictions! It's almost as though I'm stuck indoors with not enough to do. Today, let's look at the close combat phase and the phase that gets you there. Onwards!

How To Play Warhammer Over Skype

I've had a few requests about how we play our games of Warhammer over Skype.

+++ My noosphere is buffering! +++

Since keeping indoors is the current fashion, I hope this is useful to stay-at-home gamers.

Blood On The Snow: Space Wolves vs The Purge

The Vlka Fenrika are back! 

And this time, they've got a proper Wolf Lord to lead them.

The Prisoner of Azkriman: Thousand Sons vs Space Wolves & Adeptus Mechanicus

Our Hunt for Ahriman narrative campaign continues. And like Rocky and Star Trek before us, we're pulling out all the stops for part IV

Conscious thought returned. 

Ahriman opened his eyes. Hard light blared into them. It was cold and harsh, painful. An irregular crackling noise, half whine, half static, assaulted his ears. 

He was suspended in a sphere, inlaid with a knotwork of cables, pipes and dials. Skulls stared emptily down on him from each intersection of the elaborate maze. He squinted against the hail of light and sound, trying to make sense of it. Where was he?

A Prayer's As Good As A Bayonet: Thousand Sons & Tzeentch Daemons vs Mordian Iron Guard

Look smart now - the Mordians are back!

The Thousand Sons and Tzeentch Daemons team up to take on the old metal meat grinder in an absolute slugfest!

Job's a Dead 'Un

Orks is never beat! 'Kos if dey win, dat's alright. But if dey lose, dey come back as da Livvin' Ded!

The Ninth Gate: Shooting

This is the Ninth Gate, my hapless attempts to predict what 9th Ed 40K might bring us! Remember - I've got an excellent track record for wrong-headedness.

This time round, it's the Shooting Phase. Pew pew pew! We'll also look at wounding mechanics, because they usually first crop up in the round when the gunning starts.

The Ninth Gate: Psychic Phase

Welcome back - this is the Ninth Gate, a series of rambling predictions about 40K 9th Ed and the tweaks I'd like to see in it. This time - the Psychic Phase!

The Ninth Gate: Movement

Gaze into my crystal ball, unbeliever! A Psychic Awakening is nearly upon us, an era of unknown change approachs, and the writing is on the wall for this great dark age. Behold once more - a grim dark future!

Dry Scarabs

Heavy reinforcements for Magnus' finest!

Welcome back to the Scarab Occult Terminators!

The Green Zone: Mantis Warriors vs Purge and Nurgle Daemons

Time for a fight! Pootle has a new table to show off, and I'm happy to oblige by attempting to wipe him off it!

Unusual battle cries #17: "You don't stand a chance: I've got two different base colours on me; neither of you are even undercoated!"

Three colours? Not quite!
But it's still Skype Fight Night!