Still Angry After All These Years

Tonight we're going to slaughter like it's 1999!

And as every married man knows, the 20th Anniversary is the chainaxe one!

EXT: Desert Colony

In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there are always Prefab Buildings.

Hellblasters: Just Glow With It

And now some Hellblasters...

... because of course Hellblasters.

EXT: Fortified Bunker

Right! March is going to be Terrain Month for me.

Aggressors Anonymous

Hello. My name is Stylus and I have an Aggressor problem...

Assault and Battery

The standard of puns around here is shocking. I'm going ohm.

Stuck in the Middle with You: Eldar vs Militarum Tempestus

General Hotspur has returned, and this time he's packing clowns! Yes, it's another non-skyped match, as I attempt to avenge my defeat to the Ultramarines from last time. 

It's a Maelstrom mission, Cloak and Shadows, and the Hagan Lampreys are going to try and maintain their victory streak. No mean feat with me, Kraken, at the helm...

Rain on Your Parade: Tempestus Scions vs Tyranids

It hurts.

My body has been struck at, my limbs cleaved and my blood spilt. I remember how it was done. How you came to my home and attacked me, while all I did was eat and try to grow. 

You brought me here, you stole me and planted me in this unfamiliar womb. I was trapped in your steel prison, but I clawed my way free. I ate, and once more grew, and I remembered the wrongs you did me. I knew I must escape from this world. 

But you are relentless. You will not let me grow, you trample me where I nest and you savage me where I rest. When I try to escape from you to find my own place, you hunt me down and burn the ground where I live. 

And once more, you think you have destroyed me with fire. You march over the scars of that burning on your many tiny legs, and you feel victory. 

I will take revenge on you, you splintered, fractious thing that calls yourself Imperium, for the millions of tiny cuts you torture me with. 

I cannot be killed. I cannot be placated. I cannot let you win. 

I am the Hive Mind, and I am here to devour you.

It's the third part of the Zamaroon campaign, and it's time the bugs struck back!

Reivers: Going Commando

Reivers: the only deepstriking Primaris units in Phobos-pattern armour.*

*until Shadowspear launches next week.

Televisions of Victory: Thousand Sons vs Blood Angels

February was a busy month for battle reports - I'm back on the telly!

We'll be back after these important messages...

Weekend at Burnie's Round 3 - Thousand Sons vs Adeptus Mechanicus

Third and final round of the war on Omus Principlais - and the magicks of Tzeentch hit the cold logic of the Adeptus Mechanicus.