Obviously, social distancing is what most of us hobby types practice anyway. But it has still increased my productivity this month.
Friday, 27 March 2020
Yeaah Ratfans!
Obviously, social distancing is what most of us hobby types practice anyway. But it has still increased my productivity this month.
Thursday, 26 March 2020
The Ninth Gate: Charge and Melee
Back with more misguided predictions! It's almost as though I'm stuck indoors with not enough to do. Today, let's look at the close combat phase and the phase that gets you there. Onwards!
Friday, 20 March 2020
How To Play Warhammer Over Skype
I've had a few requests about how we play our games of Warhammer over Skype.
Since keeping indoors is the current fashion, I hope this is useful to stay-at-home gamers.
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Thursday, 19 March 2020
Blood On The Snow: Space Wolves vs The Purge
The Vlka Fenrika are back!
And this time, they've got a proper Wolf Lord to lead them.
Monday, 16 March 2020
The Prisoner of Azkriman: Thousand Sons vs Space Wolves & Adeptus Mechanicus
Our Hunt for Ahriman narrative campaign continues. And like Rocky and Star Trek before us, we're pulling out all the stops for part IV
Conscious thought returned.
Ahriman opened his eyes. Hard light blared into them. It was cold and harsh, painful. An irregular crackling noise, half whine, half static, assaulted his ears.
He was suspended in a sphere, inlaid with a knotwork of cables, pipes and dials. Skulls stared emptily down on him from each intersection of the elaborate maze. He squinted against the hail of light and sound, trying to make sense of it. Where was he?
Conscious thought returned.
Ahriman opened his eyes. Hard light blared into them. It was cold and harsh, painful. An irregular crackling noise, half whine, half static, assaulted his ears.
He was suspended in a sphere, inlaid with a knotwork of cables, pipes and dials. Skulls stared emptily down on him from each intersection of the elaborate maze. He squinted against the hail of light and sound, trying to make sense of it. Where was he?
Thursday, 12 March 2020
A Prayer's As Good As A Bayonet: Thousand Sons & Tzeentch Daemons vs Mordian Iron Guard
Look smart now - the Mordians are back!
The Thousand Sons and Tzeentch Daemons team up to take on the old metal meat grinder in an absolute slugfest!
The Thousand Sons and Tzeentch Daemons team up to take on the old metal meat grinder in an absolute slugfest!
Wednesday, 11 March 2020
Job's a Dead 'Un
Orks is never beat! 'Kos if dey win, dat's alright. But if dey lose, dey come back as da Livvin' Ded!
Monday, 9 March 2020
The Ninth Gate: Shooting
This is the Ninth Gate, my hapless attempts to predict what 9th Ed 40K might bring us! Remember - I've got an excellent track record for wrong-headedness.
This time round, it's the Shooting Phase. Pew pew pew! We'll also look at wounding mechanics, because they usually first crop up in the round when the gunning starts.
Friday, 6 March 2020
The Ninth Gate: Psychic Phase
Welcome back - this is the Ninth Gate, a series of rambling predictions about 40K 9th Ed and the tweaks I'd like to see in it. This time - the Psychic Phase!
Thursday, 5 March 2020
The Ninth Gate: Movement
Gaze into my crystal ball, unbeliever! A Psychic Awakening is nearly upon us, an era of unknown change approachs, and the writing is on the wall for this great dark age. Behold once more - a grim dark future!
Wednesday, 4 March 2020
Monday, 2 March 2020
The Green Zone: Mantis Warriors vs Purge and Nurgle Daemons
Time for a fight! Pootle has a new table to show off, and I'm happy to oblige by attempting to wipe him off it!
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| Unusual battle cries #17: "You don't stand a chance: I've got two different base colours on me; neither of you are even undercoated!" |