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Monday, 7 September 2026

To Hagan To Hold: GSC vs Astra Militarum

Mombassa has been a rare pocket of peace during the Jimulthuan War. No longer! Inquisitorial Stormtroopers descend, determined to root out an insidious Genestealer Cult!

Crisis in the Sweetwater Debris Field

For a floating mass of gravel in space, the taxi service is pretty decent.

Crisis in Drawbridge: Transformers vs Sentinels

There's more to meets the eye here!

Marvel Crisis Protocol battle report: Cabal vs Sentinels

Black Hole Sunz: Raven Guard vs Orks

Pootle here! I'm kicking off my actions in the next phase of the campaign with a new army (for me). My fleet has moved to the Transcaridian Docks and will attempt a planetary invasion against jhnlk's Xenos; I’ve chosen to defend this planet with a new army for me - Orks! I've decided to use my son's Raven Guard for the first time, so it's new armies for both of us.

Another Fine Moss

Have you heard about our Saviour, alien hivemind from beyond the stars?

Crisis in Bagot Prime: Asgard vs Brotherhood

Chaos stirs in Bagot Prime, and its hair is fabulous.

Marvel Crisis Protocol battle report: Asgard vs Brotherhood of Mutants

Marvel Crisis Protocol: Asgard vs Brotherhood of Mutants

Emotionally White Scarred: White Scars vs Necrons

Continuing the Jimulthuan Campaign, I, Pootle, am determined to regain full control of my home planet of Bagot Prime. This time I'm up against the Necrons led by Jhnlk (it's me, hello!).

Termagaunts of Endearment: Astra Militarum vs Tyranids

It's the second game in the Jimulthuan Quadrant Campaign. The Imperium is under assault by Xenos - will Rylstone fall?

The Jimulthuan Quadrant - Campaign Rules

Map campaign ahoy - I've got three players invested. Here is the lie of the land at the start of the campaign and how we're going to play it.

Knockromundout Grand Final: Chaos Helots vs Corpse Grinders

Is it, Jarri? Is it time yet?

It certainly is, Blaargh - Juves and droogs, hold on to your wild snake and shoot those stubbers in the air, let's hear a big Underhive welcome to the first Necromunda Knockout Grand Final. Have we got a battle for you tonight! Let's meet the teams!

KnockRat SemiFinal: Escher vs Chaos Helot Cults

Ahey heidi-halloooo, Hivers! You're wickedly welcome to the very first Semi-Final - and we're down on the farm!

KnockRat Quarter Final: Slave Ogryns vs Cawdor

...which is why you need to remove the poison glands before you stew it, otherwise you end up paralysed.

Sorry to interrupt you there, Granny Bilgeputter, and thanks for keeping the listeners entertained during that short hiatus. But we're back, live at tonight's arena for the final KnockRat quarter-final!

KnockRat Qualifier: Spyrer Hunting Team vs Slave Ogryns - Fight!

Blaargh here, KnockRatters! Jarri's out this week, he caught the hyperleprosy that's been doing the rounds. Doc says he'll have him right as rain soon as he gets creds, so scabbedy-roo, I've bet all our savings on tonight's match!

KnockRat Qualifier - Palanite Patrol vs Outcast Scum: Fight!

Welcome back, violence fans! The atmosphere in tonight's arena is electric and I don't mean just from the faulty wiring. It's the second round of the KnockRat, and boy howdy, have we got a match for you!

KnockRaT Qualifier - Escher v Van Saar - Fight!

Helloooooooo violence fans! And welcome to the opening rounds of the inaugural KnockRamundout Tournament, the KnockRaT, with me, Jarribix Klabbs, the scavvy with the savvy!