Grom The Paunch

Promoting a positive body image since 1984...

Let's jump on that chariot and ride straight towards Type 2 Diabetes!

No Water Spout Is Safe

My painting table has been jostling with quite a few projects lately. I can't tell if it's made me more productive, or less, but it seems like everything's been at 90% completion for a while.

"Let's go get us some tuffet!"

Anyway, they're finally starting to roll off the assembly time - starting with the Spider Riders!

Hothouse Flowers

Here we are again, going back into Hell. So Meatloaf doesn't have to, I guess. 

Taking it to the Streets

Kraken, Leofa and I were sucked into the latest kickstarter for CMON - Massive Darkness.

And Proud

Get Out of the Kitchen

I do my painting in our kitchen.

Where the heat is so intense, this sword has gone all curly.

WoffBoot The Movie II: Woff Harder

Our most recent 8th Ed battle was last November (who says we're not keeping the flame alive?) and so Kraken and I decided to give the old rank n' flank an airing...

We played 1600pt Goblins vs Dwarfs, narrated as tradition dictates by Brother 'Peachy' Toliver Carnehan and Brother Daniel 'Danny' Dravot, former Gunnery Sergeants in the Queen’s own Royal Loyal Light Infantry.

It was a fun battle - and I got to debut my freshly-painted Grom the Paunch!

A Farewell Tau Arms

What's that coming over the hill?

Lunchtime HeroQuest #3 - Lair of the Orc Warlord

Warlord Ulag, captor of the aforementioned Sir Ragnar, has been marked for death and four dead-eyed assassins are sent into the dungeons to sanction him.

Will the Barbarian ever get ahead of the others? Will the Dwarf get a refund on his spear? Will the little Dungoneers get ice cream before 3pm?

All this, and more, on another exciting Lunchtime HeroQuest!...