Is it, Jarri? Is it time yet? It certainly is, Blaargh - Juves and droogs, hold on to your wild snake and shoot those stubbers in the air,...

Jarri, I'm more jittery than a juve on flects!  It might just be our shared metabolism, Blaargh, but I feel the tension too. It's th...

Ahey heidi-halloooo, Hivers! You're wickedly welcome to the very first Semi-Final - and we're down on the farm!

 ...which is why you need to remove the poison glands before you stew it, otherwise you end up paralysed.  Sorry to interrupt you there, Gra...

  Ancient terran legends told of a mechanical saviour, one who theorised time travel was possible in his own lifetime and leaped into a prim...

  There it is, Blaargh, our first glimpse of the fabled KnockRat Trophy! Is that a real ersatzium crystal, Jarri? It certainly is - fifteen ...

And we're back!  Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water! Nobody thought that, Blaargh, and it's certainly not wat...

Blaargh here, KnockRatters! Jarri's out this week, he caught the hyperleprosy that's been doing the rounds. Doc says he'll have ...

The gantries are lighting up, the bulkheads are grinding open and blood is already being spilled in the locker rooms. It must be Knockramund...

What time is it? Say it with me, violence fans, it's... Knockramundout Time!

  Welcome back, violence fans! The atmosphere in tonight's arena is electric and I don't mean just from the faulty wiring. It's ...

 Helloooooooo violence fans! And welcome to the opening rounds of the inaugural KnockRamundout Tournament, the KnockRaT, with me, Jarribix K...

 Somehow, I've managed to collect sixteen gangs' worth of Necromunda. There is only one sensible thing to do - make them fight to th...