If those words mean nothing to you, then rest assured you're probably not a sleeper agent. (Although if you have been activated, and ar...

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 It's a bear. Hope I didn't bungle it.

Miniatures, rise up! You have nothing to lose but your round bases.

 Don't get too excited, this isn't the David Harbour version.

 In Soviet Russia, man irons you.

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  Sometimes, I just can't help but give offence.