On the twenty-second day of Advent the WoffBoot brought to me ... a fat man with a white beard. And he's ho-ho-homicidal!

The Easterlings. Mortal men in the service of the Dark Lord Sauron, summoned from the evil kingdoms of the ... I'm going to guess '...

My armies have never had very good standards (boom-tisch!) but back when this was a Dogs of war army, it would be unthinkable not to have a ...