Oh come on! I wasn't that naughty this year. I misinterpreted a rules call in my own favour that one time, Santa, and this is what I...

Nuts, more naughty list.

Some days, I despair of myself. This week, I got excited by tiny plastic doors.

As bags go, this week's painting haul was a mixed one.

Oh so close. You can almost taste the brandy butter.